Thanks Forest Service

 

Thanks Forest Service, for never giving me a step increase, no matter how well I did my job.

Thanks Forest Service, for never providing me with a length of service award.

Thanks Forest Service, for allowing me to code two weeks of my work to training.

Thanks Forest Service, for never sending me to training, conferences, or workshops.

Thanks Forest Service, for telling me I'm too chatty.

Thanks Forest Service, for telling me I did not have any First Amendment rights.

Thanks Forest Service, for not allowing me to add my own money to a Thrift Savings Plan account.

Thanks Forest Service.